Rory: Mom, it’s a stray. It’s passing through. It’s hanging out. Relax. Move away from the window and go back to bed.
Lorelai: It’s not fair. We just broke up. It just happened. I’m still young. It’s still possible that I’m gonna have a successful relationship. You don’t know. My eggs are still viable.
Rory: Are you yelling at me or the cat?
Lorelai: The cat. I think he flipped me off with his tail.
(Source: adventuretyme)
The 'Please Don't Be Florida' of the Day... →
contrary to the fact that Hebrews had no documented form of writing prior to the 10th century BCE, we were to go with the traditionalist view that Moses wrote the Torah between 1446 and 1406 BCE (because Moses was a badass and badasses write if they want to, independent of the discovery or…
And…. It’s Florida!
Ihla and Mary walk into a bar…
Or, “Now, Goldilocks, she knew three bears. They all drank whiskey and tiptoed upstairs.”
(Source: textsfrommaclarens)
This is what I look at for about 8 hours a day. Sometimes there are cells. Mostly, there’s just a metric fuck-ton of peptide.
In other news: I’m looking so forward to a sandwich.
Oh yeah, the life of a professional scientist!
“We need to be investigated by someone who wants to kill us just to watch us die. We need someone perceived by the American people to be irresponsible, untrustworthy, partisan, ambitious, and thirsty for the limelight. Am I crazy, or is this not a job for the U.S. House of Representatives?”
C.J. Cregg, The West Wing
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I may have snorted in laughter. Freaking Congress.
I’m not predictable you say
Perhaps it’s true
But when you wake
Here’s what you’ll do:
Brush your teeth
Wash your face
Check your nose
Just in case
Eat your breakfast
Bacon and eggers
Take your pill
So you won’t get preggers
Find your mouthguard
Check your mail
Workout time
If it’s late you bail
Where’s your mouthguard
You threw it away
It’s all the same
Everyday
But we don’t mind
We’re glad to wait
‘Cause we all know
That right at eight
You come downstairs
And on our knees
All together:
Coffee please!
It’s Jule’s slightly longer morning routine song! Yeah! :)
I started singing this randomly to myself (and possibly my cats) this morning. Sometimes, I’m really glad I live alone.
“Niesens are not bred for marriage, my dear.”
My aunt… Who is in her late 40’s and dates twenty-something Latino men who, I kid you not, have just crossed the border.
It’s funny because it’s true.
good:
It’s Time to Bust the Myth That Girls Don’t Like Science
Research shows that girls are interested in STEM fields, but aren’t given information about the opportunities. If schools focus their efforts on ensuring that girls are informed about STEM opportunities, the number of women becoming computer scientists, engineers, and mathematicians is sure to soar.
Yay for women in Science and introducing young girls to the STEM fields. It would be really cool to one day see a 1:1 ratio of women and men in the labs. One day….